~~ Wow that was some trumpanzee word salad, you want some Putin dressing, with that Russian salad???
~~ Republicans, criminals all of them.
~~ TWO SOLID DAYS of not golfing. Give that man a parade!
~~ Can we call you Fake President? Oh wait most people already do.
~~ Fake Memos? We are gonna call them Exhibits A through Z. #MuellerTime
~~ It's fun watching you fall apart. Oh and #AmericaHatesYou
~~ This deal will sort of be like when Doc Brown and Marty fixed Hill Valley in Back to the Future II.   Donald Trump is the real life version of Biff Tannen in that particular film.
~~ I would GLADLY take Pence. He is no Prince, but a monkey on crack would be preferable to Donald Trump.
~~ Thoughts and Prayers! America's #1 choice for difficult problems. #MAGAorwhateverthefuck
~~ #FuckNRAMarch #BlueWave2018 #MarchForOurLives #NeverAgain
~~ MAGA - Make Adultery Great Again!
~~ Steve Schmidt:“…Crooks, outright weirdos, wife-beaters, drunk drivers, complete and total incompetence has been assembled in the WH…”
~~ David Hogg the student who has been bullied by conservatives just cost Fox News and Laura Ingraham thousands with one tweet.   Wait til he tells his followers to come out and vote in November. #bluewavecoming #boycottlauraimgraham
~~ Has Trump blamed Hillary for the death of Jesus yet? Happy Easter everyone!
~~ Majority of young people think Trump is racist, dishonest, and unfit for office (They are correct).
~~ March 30, 2018 -- This is Trump’s 104th day at a Trump golf club since taking office at our expense.
~~ Trump told us yesterday that he doesn't know what a community college is.   Now we find out that Trump may not know what a wall is despite having described to voters at numerous rallies.
~~ Trump declared April "Sexual Assault Awareness Month.".....Somehow Trump manages to grope an entire month.
~~ Trump has created more jobs for lawyers than he has for coal miners.
~~ TRUMP ON EASTER: "Jesus let himself be betrayed. Weak leader. Very weak. And only 12 followers. Sad."
~~ The man with the best brain had no idea how community college works, now he has no clue how the Post Office works. #BestBrain
~~ Billboard calling for Trump impeachment goes up along route from Mar-a-Lago to golf course.
~~ Top story: Jim Carrey trolls Trump and the GOP with paintings......he has found a muse in President Donald Trump.
~~ Happy Easter Spanky McBone Spurs
~~ The Lord didn't pick Donald Trump to be our leader. Putin did.
~~ Hannity rhymes with insanity.
~~ Hannity - Pirro - Dobbs..... The trifecta of vomitarians.
~~ #MAGA (My Attorney Got Arrested)
~~ Man Farts Up Entire Elevator Then Gets Off at Next Stop..twitter response: Paul Ryan not seeking reelection.
~~ Wonder if Mike Pence will require Paul Ryan to have a funeral for his aborted career.
~~ I love Trump more and more everyday! He talks like a regular guy.
~~ If that's regular, you must know some shitty fucking people.
~~ Twumpty Twiter is only going to believe what he chooses to.
~~ @POTUS You as always spread inaccurate information aka LIES ALWAYS every tweet!! Con Man #Trump!! JOB: LIAR
~~ #RasmussenPollsAreFakeNews
~~ Hey 45.... I would be less worried about my poll size and crowd size and more worried about my jumpsuit size. Just sayin
~~ I Could s#!T a Better President...truckfumpnow.com
~~ “Trump is the guy who visits you in the hospital and talks about HIS bad day.” @DrJasonJohnson #AMJoy #Reiders
~~ Paralympics fires back after Trump says Games are “tough to watch"
~~ 4/28/18-This is Trump's 151st day at a Trump property as president and his 110th day at a Trump golf club as president.
~~ How soon before Trump lives at his golf clubs and visits DC every now and then?
~~ Trunk Fump: Hottest selling shirt in London.. 2 million sold in two days after #Trump announced his visit!
~~ Trump supporters calling people bullies LOL...ooh, there's so much irony in that statement.
~~ WH has transitioned from “the President denies all allegations” on Stormy to —> “No comment”
~~ Sarah Huckabee Sanders: When you're attacking FBI agents because you're under criminal investigation, you're losing.
~~ Hillary Clinton: ” didn't plead the fifth. I testified for 11 hrs, 'cause I'm not guilty of jackshit!”
~~ Donald Trump: ”If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?”
~~ They may be evil, but at least they’re incompetent.
~~ Turns out @realDonaldTrump and his team doing interviews on #FoxNews is the actual #PerjuryTrap. Not a #Mueller interview. Oh the #irony.
~~ Keep up the good work @FoxNews! Making America Great Again gets easier every single day! #Resist
~~ The number of people corrupted by this whole shitshow is staggering.
~~ Asking a Fox News host to stop lying is like asking a snake to stop slithering.
~~ Tucker Carlson is the Sarah Sanders of Ann Coulters
~~ Ghouliani: Finally, a face we can trust! 8^¥ ~~~ Jim Carrey
~~ Dumb, blonde and racist. That is how Fox News like their women. #TomiLahren
~~ “You come at the king, you best not miss.”...Omar Little from HBO’s “The Wire”
~~ Shouldn’t you be golfing? #UnhingedTrump on 5/20/2018
~~ What are you hiding? Your rabid tweets this morning clearly show your extreme paranoia and consciousness of guilt!
~~ DONALD TRUMP is a total waste of taxpayers money.
~~ ABC cancels Roseanne after racist tweets on 5/29/18,,,Buh BYE
~~ I did NAZI that coming #Roseanne....Racist Roseanne FAIL!
~~ Now our country must to do the right thing and cancel Trump. #CancelTrump
~~ All the Roseanne voodoo doll poking I've done paid off.
~~ Unbelievable that a huge Trump supporter would turn out to be racist!?!
~~ “I’m gonna say one thing. Fuck Trump,” ~~ De Niro
~~ “It’s no longer down with Trump. It’s fuck Trump.” ~~ Robert DeNiro
~~ Trump is a dick-tator.
~~ #TrumpInternmentCamps
~~ “F*ck you and your shitty Vichy GOP that will go down in history for enabling the demise of American democracy,”
~~ “Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.“ ~~ George Orwell, 1984
~~ The last time we saw children being separated from their parents was at the ramps and the gates of Auschwitz, Buchenwald....
~~ Who is going to free America from @realDonaldTrump and @GOP ???
~~ Kennedy/Swalwell 2020
~~ Go buy a straights only cake and eat it at a whites only restaurant with a side of Chick Fil A. #TrumpsAmeriKKKa
~~ Facts Are 'In the Eye of the Beholder' ~~ Rudy Giuliani
~~ "Americas Mayor" has become nothing more than a trump stooge.
~~ "Impeachment is not about punishment. Impeachment is about cleansing the office. Impeachment is about restoring honor and integrity to the office." ~ Lindsey “Hypocrite” Graham, 1999
~~ R.I.P. John McCain - August 25, 2018
~~ "To show an unfelt sorrow is an office which the false man does easy..." ~Macbeth, Act II, Scene III - 8/25/2018
~~ McCain hated you, bone spur pussy. Fuck off.
~~ Fuck you, you piece of shit. Your phony words desecrate his memory. If you really want to show respect, resign today. #JohnMcCain
~~ you can take your deepest sympathies and shove i'm up your ass. you disrespected a true patriot and shouldn't speak his name
~~ To be banned from a funeral where everyone is invited, you must be a real S.O.B!
~~ "Nobody wants to hear from Trump today." -8/26/2018
~~ “My name is Joe Biden. I’m a Democrat. And I loved John McCain.” -8/30/2018
~~ When Meghan McCain said, "cheap rhetoric from men who will never come near the sacrifice he gave so willingly," she was referring to you. Your Presidency has been full of cheap rhetoric. -9/1/18 Eulogy
~~ “The America of John McCain has no need to be made great again because America was always great,” .... to applause of the audience. ~Meghan McCain -9/1/18 Eulogy
~~ The GOP is the sellout party.
~~ The GOP is like an old reluctant hooker, willing to be rawdogged by the likes of trump, just to keep their jobs.
~~ I hope John McCain's ghost chases you up and down the hallways all night long bellowing, "ANOMINNUS...ANOMINNUS....ANOMINNUS!!"
~~ Maybe you should stop calling Nazis "Very Fine People"
~~ Well, his own slimy dad was KKK so the putrefied apple didn't fall far...
~~ If Twitter came with a Scratch-and-Sniff option, you'd be able to smell his desperation.
~~ Trump = object of ridicule, a #laughingstock.
~~ I, Donald J. Trump, am the Creepy Porn President.
~~ Trump: Kavanaugh is just as upstanding as me. Not a great argument.
~~ Trump...... avenatti is your worst nightmare!!!!
~~ MSNBC legal analyst: ‘I have rugs that lie better than Brett Kavanaugh’
~~ “I have rugs that lie less than Brett Kavanaugh.” - Maya Wiley
~~ Lindsey Graham has emerged as one of the most repugnant men in America. 09/27/2018
~~ Hard to have an investigation without ...oh, I don’t know... facts or evidence. Sham GOP & Kavanaugh!
~~ TO FLAKE: verb: to loudly complain, piously moralize and then always, inevitably, to obediently fall in line with what party leaders demand of him.
~~ Respectfully, "to Flake" is just a less overt way "to Sasse".
~~ Flake, Sasse and Corker are the real devils triangle.
~~ "Flake" will soon be a substitute for gaslighting: "I was Flaked!"
~~ He’s already a verb and we’ll now have a new one, Kavanaugh. “I see you Kavanaughed last night.”
~~ An alcoholic, a gambler, a perjurer and an alleged gang rapist walk into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey, judge Kavanaugh."?
~~ If I'm a hiring manager now and I see Georgetown Prep, I'll be thinking pretty hard about possible claims down the line.
~~ #GeorgetownPerp ---- #RapetownPrep
~~ The fffffirst 100 kegs are on him.
~~ Dishonorable. Lying under oath and peddling conspiracy theories are not what ethical & impartial judges do.
~~ Kavanaugh barely makes SC Justice by 50-Yes, 48-NO.... 10/6/2018...Congratulations.... LOWEST & LEAST POPULAR EVER IN HISTORY!
~~ Did you hear about the 2400 law profs, the Jesuits, the ABA, and even the nuns that asked for him to not be confirmed??????
~~ Georgetown Prep might as well change their name to Pussygrab Prep
~~ Do they still allow underage drinking on their campus? #OrJustLieAboutIt
~~ Gonna be a kegger tonight? #Ilovebeer
~~ Congrats on educating a generation of entitled alcohol abusing men who boasted of their illegal consumption and sexual harassment/assault in your official yearbook. Well done.
~~ Honorable is a bit rich. Horrorable?
~~ What happens at Georgetown Prep stays at Georetown Prep, ay Bart?
~~ I’m sure it’s a proud moment for the #RenateAlumnius
~~ Changing your mascot to the Boofers?
~~ Does this mean you’re not canceling the “A Devil’s Triangle To Remember” dance? #rapetownprep
~~ Accuse the other side of that which you are guilty. ~~ Joseph Gobbels, NAZI Propaganda Minister
~~ Lock him up. DON the CON..
~~ Dump Donald Trump--DDT. Suits him right? He's toxic.
~~ RED HAT = HATRED
~~ ReTweet if you think, "I'm a Nationalist", was the *go code* for Trump's sleeper cells of domestic terrorists. 10/23/18
~~ #MAGAbomber //// 10/24/18
~~ Looks like you've got a #MAGAShooter to go with your #MAGABomber. You must be proud. //// 10/27/18
~~ Fake President....Honest News! #ImpeachTrumpNow!!
~~ Take responsibility you smelly fungus covered illiterate rat turd. #StopTrump #IBlameTrump4DomesticTerror
~~ God, I really don't like you. #MoronInChief
~~ Your children are anchor babies. Ivana was NOT a citizen of the USA when your first three children were born.
~~ You're making a fortune allowing Russian birth tourism at your resorts. Sit down.
~~ 4 out of your 5 spawn are anchor babies...they be the first to have their citizenship right removed.
~~ #littledonnytrumpette is Baron Melania's anchor baby
~~ She marry you, has a kid and then bring the parents? #ChainMigration
~~ You have fathered 3 anchor babies. Your first & third wives are immigrants, and both became citizens AFTER the children were born.
~~ Anchor babies?? Could their names be Ivanka, Eric, Barron and Donald Jr.?? What's fair is fair!
~~ #WagesNotCages - Wages not cages! VOTE #VoteThemAllOut
~~ End chain migration! Too late. Melania's worthless parents are already here.
~~ “Republicans can’t hear you boo — but they can hear you vote.” Amen, @BarackObama.
~~ We’re #FiredUp and ready to #BringItHome! -Andrew Gillum
~~ The Republican philosophy seems to be “let’s rob while the planet burns, putting poor Nero in the shadows,” ~~N.Chomsky
~~ #SleazyDon, the tax evading, money laundering, most corrupt president in the history of the republic
~~ #TrumpCrimeFamily #MoneyLaundering #MoneyLaundering45 #ObstructionOfJustice #TaxScam
~~ In the midsts of tragedy, Trump is Johnny-on-the-spot laying blame. What a horrid example of leadership. #ParadiseFire
~~ America has no president.
~~ Eat your own asshole you evil fuck! Unfuckingbelievable.
~~ This is the President saying of Californians "not my citizens."
~~ GO FUCK YOURSELF. This is your tweet when people are dying in these fires? You are a raw gaping asshole!
~~ When the going gets tough, Trump finds excuses. 11/11/2018 Veterans Day.
~~ Chump himself is hell-bent on destroying California.
~~ EXCUSE ME, which level of HELL is this?
~~ Even the TWILIGHT ZONE isn't this fucked up!
~~ SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING LOWLIFE TRAITOR SCUMBAG FUCKFACE FROM HELL! ~Palmer Report
~~ In no way do I mean to disparage the beautiful act of fellatio, ....I just wanna know if the devil makes Donald swallow. ~J.Carrey
~~ Remember Trump's loyal zombies chanting, "Build That Fence" at his rallies??? Me neither! ~J.Carrey
~~ "I am proud to shut down the government for border security. I will take the mantle. I will be the one to shut it down." @realDonaldTrump
~~ Your imaginary wall is a metaphor for your penis. We don't want to see it and you can't get it up.
~~ OPEN THE GOVT TRAITOR == You're the greatest threat to our country in our history
~~ Pelosi and her house already voted to open the government. #WhereIsMitch ?
~~ A Senator can be expelled with a 2/3 vote #ExpelMitch
~~ @PressSec @WhiteHouse --How's that job hunt going Sarah?
~~ McDs has an opening at 4 today -- The Hamberderler!!
~~ #TuckFrump ? @realTuckFrumper
~~ Which poll is this? Is it one that you paid Michael Cohen to rig?
~~ The fuck is this? Go fantasize some more about your #WallPenis.
~~ Trump lies about the lies that he lied about.
~~ Trump doesn't have an ounce of integrity. He's a shifty, slimy, lying snake.
~~ Mueller is still coming.
~~ Shut the hell up Trump!
~~ You are about as popular as a rectal fissure.
~~ Donald, your poll numbers, like your IQ, are in the 30s. Have Hannity read this book to you when he kisses you goodnight.
~~ This is one fanciful tweet. Why stop at 50%? Just tell your followers it's 99%.
~~ BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!
~~ BREAK THE LAW AND MUELLER WILL CALL!
~~ STOP THE WALL AND TRUMP WILL FALL.
~~ Cannot effing wait for Donald 'Orange Treason' Trump to go down #ImpeachCavemanTrump
~~ Armed Services chairman: Trump 'doesn't really understand' border security | TheHill
~~ Americans Oppose Border Walls, Favor Dealing With DACA
~~ Build a wall, Democracy will fall!
~~ Build a wall, Trump's approval will fall. #FuckTrump
~~ YOU CAN'T RESIGN TOO SOON, YOU DAY-GLOW ORANGE BUFFOON
~~ Um, his promise to Americans was Mexico would pay of it. Just saying.
~~ When Trump says, "Believe me", you automatically know he's lying. It's reflexive! It's his "tell".
~~ Stall The Wall and Trump will Fall
~~ REPEAT THE RHYME, YOU ARE STILL SLIME.
~~ YOU SHOULD SHUT UP, THEY WILL LOCK YOU UP!
~~ The wizard of con always will always have his sheeple.
~~ RESIGN AND AMERICA WILL BE FINE!
~~ YOU'RE DEMENTED, YOUR FATE IS CEMENTED. YOUR TREASON HAS FAILED, YOU'RE 'BOUT TO BE JAILED.
~~ The wall is like your dick, dude- you'll never get it up
~~ Arrest them all and crime will fall.....#TrumpCrimeFamily
~~ 2019 State of the Union Unifying?? ...Like taking Hitler and Nixon and combining them.
~~ I don't know what Trump's first word as a baby was but I'm willing to bet it was a lie.
~~ He probably said,"I did a good job at being born.Nobody has ever been born as good as me"
~~ "And the doctor, he said with tears in his eyes, 'sir, no ones ever cried less than you, thank you sir.' Fantastic."
~~ In 731 days, President Trump has made 8,158 false or misleading claims
~~ From the White House? Are you serious? If I want lies I'll just read Trumps tweets.
~~ #NeverTrump #ImpeachTheMF
~~ No, the goal of a national emergency is for Trump to scam the stupidest people in his base for 2 more years. ~Ann Coulter
~~ the president's brain worms are singing in four-part harmony this morning
~~ "Donald Trump Is Against LGBT, Because He Thinks "LGBT" Is A Vegetarian Sandwich." --Bill Maher
~~ (about John McCain 3/20/19) Trump is so incompetent that he's fighting with a dead body and the dead body is winning.
~~ "I think the John McCain I knew would howl with laughter..." @murphymike on Trump continuing to go after the late Senator. #Hardball
~~ Martha McSally - who is sitting in McCain's seat - praised McCain's service and legacy but didn't call out Trump by name.
~~ Weak. I hope she loses to @ShuttleCDRKelly
~~ None of the Repubs have any honor or courage. Depressing these light weights are in our Gov
~~ Meanwhile, McCain's wife takes incoming hateful, vile attacks because of trump and the cowardice of the #GOP
~~ Republicans, the party of no morals or decency.
~~ This is America today. Pretty embarrassing.
~~ John McCain doesn't deserve y'all's silence. Call Trump Out Damn It. You Big Bunch o Pussies
~~ McCain sacrificed his freedom for this country. Today's GOP won't sacrifice a thing.
~~ Can we return #DonaldTrump to the Dollar Store for a store credit??
~~ Shit, I'll pay the return shipping and disposal fee.
~~ When the National Cathedral calls the President of the United States a liar, we have hit a new low.
~~ We'll soon see ..the #MuellerReport. But it's already accomplished something no one else has: silencing @realDonaldTrump's Twitter. 3/23/19
~~ Is there a video of Trump peeing all over John McCain's grave while Graham watches?
~~ Replying to @realDonaldTrump -- If you are indeed exonerated, why did you act so guilty?
~~ Other investigations are still on going into the bulbous orange fuckblob
~~ Replying to @DonaldJTrumpJr -- ....casually ignores that it doesn't exonerate Trump from obstruction of justice, which is what actually prompted the special counsel
~~ You are lying again #ReleaseTheFullMuellerReport
~~ Such a sad role model for this country. #LockHimUp
~~ Captain Bone Spurs aided by Lindsay Goebbels is going to seek revenge.
~~ Perfect evidence that trump really is the dumbest piece of garbage around.
~~ Let Trump abolish the ACA. That would assure his defeat in 2020. Do it Trump, I dare ya!
~~ I'm an independant, but to say that Democrats are 'cazed' is simply demented in and of itself. Seek help for your dementia! Then, RESIGN! COVEFEFE!